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Jokes Kiss And Slap

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The General manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general manager all at the same time!!

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Added : 2.4.2008
Categories: Various
Tags: kiss, slap, train, chance
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Comments (8)
  1. hilarious
    posted by SuperRich 2 years ago
  2. hahaha
    posted by diax144 2 years ago
  3. very funny!!
    posted by sour_skittels12 2 years ago
  4. hahaha lol hilarious extremely funny
    posted by SeriousNERD 1 year ago
  5. omg lol
    posted by chidinma 1 year ago
  6. wait who slapped who and where did the smack come in...i'm not saying it wasn't funny.... cause it was but where was the action.
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  7. wish i could do that to my authority figures!
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 1 year ago
  8. lol
    posted by PrEtTy_ToMmIe 10 months ago


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