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  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.

  • The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

  • The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Money can't buy love.But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Added : 8.4.2008
Categories: Sayings
Tags: sayings, quotations, consience, experience, conclusion
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Comments (8)
  1. i like the laziness one but i dont get the bills one
    posted by anzpanz 2 years ago
  2. i like the laziness one too, it was the first to catch my eye
    posted by Rumplestilskin 2 years ago
  3. very funny but very true
    posted by ntanda 2 years ago
  4. i luv the laziness also!!!
    posted by sour_skittels12 2 years ago
  5. you need to pay bills with checks so if bills come before you aren't in a good position
    posted by SeriousNERD 1 year ago
  6. so true
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  7. I liked the first one but laziness is also very funny LOL
    posted by JMG-SHERWOOd 1 year ago
  8. uber funyy
    posted by SuperRich 10 months ago


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