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22.5.2008 | 9821 views | rating 3.08/5 | 120 votes | 14 comments
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Neighbor has Marijuana

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

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'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

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  1. blech... 2 stars
    posted by SuperRich 1 year ago
  2. wtf
    posted by smokes 1 year ago
  3. haha
    posted by armygurl86 1 year ago
  4. lol omg
    posted by tootsie 1 year ago
  5. smart idea!
    posted by LittleOne 1 year ago
  6. clever girl!
    posted by ntanda 1 year ago
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    posted by 647dudeMan9 1 year ago
  8. okay
    posted by sour_skittels12 1 year ago
  9. That is an awesome joke i love it it rocks
    posted by RebelCJ 1 year ago
  10. hahahahahahahahah that was soooooo flippin funny
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
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