Bad Luck Officer

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. `br> "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". `br> "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." `br> "But officer, I just wanted to say...." `br> "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" `br> A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." `br>`br> "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."