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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

Knock knock...

A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.