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Worst job

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that

In small print there is a statement:

‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.’

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

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  1. jajajajaj
    posted by lilbmo 2 years ago
  2. good lord!
    posted by SuperRich 2 years ago
  3. good one
    posted by smiley
    posted by happy 2 years ago
  4. I so don't wanna work there!!!
    posted by LittleOne 1 year ago
  5. Gay men have a new dream job!!
    posted by Jivnik 1 year ago
  6. puts a bad day at the office in a whole new perspective!!
    posted by jenna 1 year ago
  7. So lucky I don't work there.
    posted by mendez000 1 year ago
  8. eeeeewwwww i don't care if they clean it i am not using johnson and johnson.....WHAT IF THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN ONE!!!!!!
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  9. ahhh thats gross but allso funny!!!.
    dude probally has aids now!!!
    posted by MiNDyBEBE09 10 months ago
  10. that puts a new view in my mind never to volenteer at that company... benifits or not
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 10 months ago
  11. Hahahahahaha..... Thank God I am on my lucky job..
    posted by inf3rno 9 months ago


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