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This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?'

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy...

One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,..."