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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.

A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it.

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.