Belgian Hole Diggers
<p>Thomas and Maxim were working for Provinciale Ontwikkelingsmaatschappij Antwerpen (they take care of the roads in Antwerp). One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind and fill the hole in.</p>
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A pack of condoms
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
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All I Really Need to Know
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
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Tina Fey on Women’s Body Image
Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them...
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Why Parents get gray hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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The awkward moment when, Part 2 [ 10 moments]
Second part with 10 awkward moments.
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In a coma
A pregnant woman from Vancouver gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
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The Truest Definition of Globalization
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
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Hey, Lady....
I know too much about your vagina..!!!
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Man looking for tampons..
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
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Tanning Beds Cause Cancer
People who start using tanning beds before age 30...
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21 awkward moments...!
The awkward moment when.....
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Beer and Ice Cream Diet
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree
centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat
a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the
natural processes which raise
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6 Short Batman Jokes
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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Funny Graduation Quotes
During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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Let's make it look natural...
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture...
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You know you're a grad student when...
You are constantly looking for a thesis in novels...
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Two young men
Two young men who had just graduated from university...
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25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce....
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The lettuce and the Titanic
What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
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11 more nan jokes (pack 3)
-Don't K me you cunt! -Nan please, thats just alphabet spaghetti.
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9 Jokes you wouldn't tell your nan!
-Why isn't rape funny?-It is, it was a trick question.
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11 Nan Jokes (pack 2)
-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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10 Nan Jokes (pack 1)
- Wave properly you stupid bitch!- Nan please, that's the Queen
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12 Great truths about life that little children have learned
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats...
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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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