<p>Thomas and Maxim were working for Provinciale Ontwikkelingsmaatschappij Antwerpen (they take care of the roads in Antwerp). One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind and fill the hole in.</p>
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Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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Second part with 10 awkward moments.
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A pregnant woman from Vancouver gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
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What is the truest definition of Globalization?
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I know too much about your vagina..!!!
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
People who start using tanning beds before age 30...
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The awkward moment when.....
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As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture...
You are constantly looking for a thesis in novels...
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It's graduation day...
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Two young men who had just graduated from university...
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce....
What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
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-Don't K me you cunt! -Nan please, thats just alphabet spaghetti.
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-Why isn't rape funny?-It is, it was a trick question.
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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- Wave properly you stupid bitch!- Nan please, that's the Queen
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1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats...
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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