HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
-------------------------------
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
-------------------------------------
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to
get married."
Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
--------------------------------------------------
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other
people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
--------------------------------------------------
"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
----------------------------------
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date."
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
--------------------------------------------------------
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns."
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
-------------------------------
"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right
thing to do."
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
--------------------------------------
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't
want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married,
I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some
coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
--------------------------------------------------------------
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?"
Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing
after us just the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
-----------------------------------
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like
a truck."
Ricky, age 10

9384 views
Added : 10.10.2005
Categories: Children - School
Tags:
rate this joke
rating 2.54/5 - 611 votes
Similar jokes
Top rated jokes