Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work. I phoned to a friend and started doing the ooh la la thing. He began laughing before I explain.
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Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
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Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
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Staple papers in the middle of the page.
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Ask 800 operators for dates.
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Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
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Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
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Set alarms for random times.
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Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
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Honk and wave to strangers.
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Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
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Wear your pants backwards.
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Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
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Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
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Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
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Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
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Pay for your dinner with pennies.
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Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
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Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
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Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assasination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
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Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
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Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
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Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
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Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
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Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
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As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)
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Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
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Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
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Name your dog "Dog". (lol by webmaster)
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Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. (lol again by webmaster)
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Ask people what gender they are.
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Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
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Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
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While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
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Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
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Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
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Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
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Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
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Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
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Sing along at the opera. (lol,lol)
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Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
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Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
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Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
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Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

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