1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
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2. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
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3. Ask if you can see his gun.
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4. Touch him.
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5. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
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6. Refer to him by his first name.
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7. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
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8. When he says no, cry.
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9. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
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10. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
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11. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
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12. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
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13. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
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14. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
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15. Trip and fall into him.
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16. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
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17. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
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18. Chew on the pen, nervously.
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19. Clean your ear with the pen.
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20. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
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21. Act like you are retarded.
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22. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
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23. Mumble to yourself.
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24. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
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25. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
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26. Talk to your hand.
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27. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
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28. Try to sell him your car.
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29. Ask if you can buy his car.
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30. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
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31. Play with the siren.
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32. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
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33. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
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34. Turn your head and whistle.
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35. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
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36. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
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37. Tell him you like men in uniform.
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