We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

A=01, B=02, C=03, D=04, E=05, F=06, G=07, H=08, I=09, J=10, K=11, L=12, M=13, N=14, O=15, P=16, Q=17, R=18, S=19, T=20, U=21, V=22, W=23, X=24, Y=25, Z=26,

H A R D W O R K=
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= Only 98%

K N O W L E D G E=
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E=
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But even more important to note (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H * T=
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want you to exceed 100%!
Added : 1.7.2003
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