To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by. -- Stephen Baker

I gave my cat a bath the other day. They love it. He just sat there and enjoyed it. It was fun for me. The fur kept sticking to my tongue, but other than that... -- Steve Martin

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. -- Helen Thomson

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. -- Lillian Johnson

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

A dog is man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. -- Robert J. Vogel

The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. -- George F. Will

Added : 23.7.2008
Categories: Sayings
Tags: cats, quotes
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