This excerpt from court transcript is supposed to be true.

Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): May I address the court?

Judge: Of course.

Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?

Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail.

Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?

Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking.

Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.

Added : 20.6.2009
Categories: Real stories
Tags: court, judge
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