A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do.

- Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, he said. How much will you charge me?

Delighted, the girl quickly responded - How about $50?

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,

-Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?

He responded,

-That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

The wife replied,

-You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

-You're finished already? The startled husband asked.

-Yes, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

- And by the way the blonde added, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

Added : 23.8.2009
Categories: Blondes
Tags: car, porch, blonde
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