Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests that they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner"?

The Pharmacist answers, "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication"?

Pharmacist: "Of course we do".

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation"?

Pharmacist: "All kinds".

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism"?

Pharmacist: "Definitely".

Jacob: "How about suppositories"?

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's"?

Pharmacist: "Yes. a large variety; the works".

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease"?

Pharmacist: "Absolutely".

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion"?

Pharmacist: "We sure do".

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes"?

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes".

Jacob: "Adult diapers?

Pharmacist: "Sure".

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry".

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Added : 17.10.2009
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