A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee.

From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.

A passenger standing near him asks:

-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?

-I'm chasing away the elephants

-Chasing elephants? There aren't elephants in the city.

-Well that means it's working!

Added : 26.2.2010
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