- Look at those speeding cunts.
- Nan that's an ambulance.

 

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- Nan get out of the trolley.

 

- Who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan that's mum.

 

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, that's a muslim.

 

-Go back to Africa, go back to India!
-Nan shut up we're at the zoo.

 

-Say hello to my little friend...
-Nan put down the midget.

 

-Whus that old cunt wavin' on the balcony..
-Nan that's the queen.

 

-Wear some colours ya emos!
-Nan we're at a funeral.

 

-He's slow as fuck.
-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.

 


-Stop licking your pussy cunt.,
-Nan, that's a cat.

 

-Wake up ya lazy cunt!
-Nan he's in a coma!

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Added : 4.6.2011
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