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That awkward moment when your brother gets more compliments on his makeup than you do.


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The awkward moment when you have no clothes on and there's a delivery guy at the door.

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The awkward moment when you see a cat and start meowing at it, waiting for it to meow back, only to realize that someone is watching you.

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That awkward moment when you walk into a closet and don't end up in Narnia.

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That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone's using a Bluetooth or if they're just talking to themselves.

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The awkward moment when you're licking your lips because they're dry but someone takes it the wrong way.

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The awkward moment when someone deletes their comments on Facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself.

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The awkward moment when you run downstairs Christmas morning and realize you're Jewish.

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The awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation.

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The awkward moment when someone calls Willy Wonka to tell him one of his oompa-loompas escaped and is living on the Jersey Shore.

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The awkward moment when your Sim has it's first kiss before you do.

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The awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

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The awkward moment when you dreamt the plot of Twilight before Stephenie Meyer, but thought "wow, that was incredibly stupid."

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The awkward moment when you take a picture with the palest person in the school just to make yourself look tan.

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The awkward moment when you go to a friend's yard sale and you see that the gift you got him/her for their birthday is for sale.

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The awkward moment when your boyfriend texts "I have a surprise for you" and you receive an email from your joint bank account about theengagement ring transaction.


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The awkward Moment when you see an obese person driving a Honda Fit.

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The awkward moment when Selena Gomez has a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.

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The awkward moment when when you've been saying "human bean" or 16 years instead of "human being."

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The awkward moment when you realise that Cher Lloyd is Cheryl Cole's Horcrux.

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The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids, and meet up somewhere.

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Added : 15.7.2011
Categories: Short Jokes , Various
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