911
A frantic woman had dialed 911.
“Police, fire, or ambulance?” asked the operator. “I want a vet!” demanded the panic-stricken woman. “A vet?” said the operator in surprise. “What for?” “To open by bulldog¢s jaws.” “But why did you call 911?” “There¢s a burglar in them.” rate this joke
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