Ever wonder why

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? 
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...why doctors call what they do "practice"? 
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...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
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...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid ismade with real lemons?
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...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? 
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...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
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...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? 
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...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? 
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...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? 
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...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
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...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? 

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