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1.10.2006 | 2412 views | rating 2.97/5 | 203 votes | 1 comments
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No Fish Under The Ice

There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she  tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She ignores it and  moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!"
She is starting to  get freaked out now.
"Lord? Is that you?" she asks.
In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
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  1. ha....
    posted by sour_skittels12 1 month ago


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