A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,..."