One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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One day, two teenage boys, around 13 years old, walk into a gym. One of the boys go towards a pull up bar. The boy is short and can't reach the bar.
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One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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Hearing a scream from the playroom, the mother rushed in and found her infant daughter pulling the hair of her four-year-old brother. After separating them, the mother said to her son,Do not be upset with your sister, honey. She didn' t know...
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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's rig
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weeken
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
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George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "trage
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A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"...
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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One day at school Little Johnny and his friends were talking. His friend Tom was showing off his new watch ...
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, ...
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A Mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I ...
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, ...
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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had ...
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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
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