I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"