A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.Five minutes later.... "Da-d....
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at ...
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."...
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, ...
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who ...
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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream.
She was scared and panicking.
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