Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.