A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky the bartender pours the shots and the guy shoots them down as fast as possible the bartender says

"wow i ve never seen anyone drink that fast before" and the guy says

"You would to if you had what I had" and the bartender says

"What is it you have?" And the guy says "25 cents" and the guy runs out.