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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

A man who spent 27 years in jail for a murder he did not commit has asked "where are all the flying cars?" as he walked free from the Court of Appeal.

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.