Iraq one liners

Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

A. They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?

A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A. You only have to teach them to take off.

Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?

A. B-52...F-16...B-2.

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.