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Jokes Little Billy
There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted. The little boy, for one odd reason or another, chose a pink golf ball, each and every year. So finally, when the boy was sixteen, the dad got fed up with it and bought him a car. The son was fine with this, and took it on a joyride down to his favorite restaurant. He didn't want to drivethrough and he couldn't find a parking spot, but finally he found a spot on the other side of the street. He walked across happily, and halfway across, was hit by a truck. On his deathbed, the wounds were fatal, he was asked by his father: "What did you do with the pink golf balls?" The son replied: "Well I ---" With that he died.

The moral is that you should look both ways before crossing the street.
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Added : 27.12.2006
Categories: Various
Tags: pink, golf, ball
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Comments (5)
  1. what...? lol
    posted by DTKBacon 2 years ago
  2. i dont get the end???
    posted by sour_skittels12 2 years ago
  3. i'm with ol' sour_skittels12 what happened to all of those. i'm sure. perfectly good golf balls.
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  4. and another thing i don't get, "what was the-----," with that i died with my head mashing the keys on the key-board. fjdvargmrinAG:GY9UAv"M'GHRTEGMP;A EAY8T4UGFREAGHNV8RAVHivmjreqvuhreao4mr8v9ghae
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  5. i still cant get it and ive read it like 50 times...
    posted by sour_skittels12 12 months ago


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