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23.5.2005 | 3536 views | rating 3.07/5 | 321 votes | 0 comments
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Money is not everything

Money can buy a house
but not a home.

Money can buy a bed
but not sleep.

Money can buy a clock
but not time.

Money can buy a book
but not knowledge.

Money can buy food
but not an appetite.

Money can buy position
but not respect.

Money can buy blood
but not life.

Money can buy medicine
but not health.

Money can buy sex
but not love.

Money can buy insurance
but not safety.

You see, money is not everything.

Therefore, if you have too much,
please, send it to me, immediately.

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