A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks ...
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Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
'Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies
everything...
everything...
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me."
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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Whats the difference between Jehovah's Witnesses and a Lada?/////////You ...
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After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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Kind of geeky, but still funny.
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
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