Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have sex."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer....
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I thought I had insomnia for six months.... Turns out I was just having a recurring dream that I couldnt sleep.
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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Cover your stump before you hump....
A compromise is an agreement whereby both...
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From ...
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day,
listening ...
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LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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My aunt died, God bless her....
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She ...
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USA Senior Health Care Solution
So
you're a senior ...
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him.
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Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
A.
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ...
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
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Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on ...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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