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One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,..."

Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.