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Bad Nuns
<p>One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."</p>
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Elk Hunting
<p>Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.</p>
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True Love
<p>A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.</p>
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Love Life Problems
<p>A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.</p>
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The wish
<p>One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.</p>
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A young naval student
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
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Lucky Frog
<p>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.</p>
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The Dancing Duck
<p>A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.</p>
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Circle
<p>A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.</p>
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Airplane Ride
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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My wife is having an affair
<p>Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."<
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Only one wish
<p>A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.</p>
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Horse Auction
<p>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.</p>
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Christmas office party
<p>After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.</p>
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