One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?

Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.

A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

How is an apple like a lawyer?

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."