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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA - An elderly woman well into her 70s comes through the check-out line with a single bottle of wine.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

Subject: Membership Renewal

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.