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There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in exchange for my generosity, you promise to pay me back the $50 with an extra $10 in interest.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.