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When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels...

A frantic woman had dialed 911. Police, fire, or ambulance? asked the operator.

A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"..

Friendship between women: A woman doesn¢t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house...

A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...

The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching;Say, would you give me something for my head?...

A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain...

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."...

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..

There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...