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Does it hurt?
<p>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.</p>
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Pair of shoes
<p>A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.</p>
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Deep hole
<p>Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."</p>
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American Doctor From Texas
<p>An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."</p>
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Generous lawyer
<p>A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.</p>
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The traffic notice
<p>A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.</p>
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Blood test
<p>Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.</p>
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Can you give me a push?
<p>A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.</p>
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Never fall asleep in church
<p>One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.</p>
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Talking to god
<p>Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.</p>
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Camping trip
<p>Sherlock Holmes &amp; Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.</p>
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The shepherd
<p>A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.</p>
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Nosmoke
<p>A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.</p>
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Letter of resignation
<p>Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!</p>
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Radio conversation
<p>The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.</p>
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