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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have

One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.