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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.

docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...

Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.