But I think the first real change in women’s body ...
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Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both...
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was...
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One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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You've failed many times, although you don't remember.
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Money can buy a housebut not a home.
Money can buy a bedbut not sleep.
Money can buy a clockbut not time.
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Ever wonder why
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? -------------------------------------------------------...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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