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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.