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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

I don't know where this came from but I love it. I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to "still be friends."

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.