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The Magic Mirror

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

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Good choice

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"

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Cosgrove's Comeback

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

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Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
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Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained ...
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To the zoo
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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Before an auto accident

The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.

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The Vicious Dog

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

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Dear Pc Tech
Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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The Swimming Head
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
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Air Travel
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
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Which hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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Skippin' Along the Tracks
One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks ...
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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

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Wordperfect Customer Support
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm ...
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Deer Hunter
A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. ...
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The Atheist And The Loch Ness Monster
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly ...
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Collision
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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Troubled Bishop
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse ...
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Police Real Stories
Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the ...
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The geography of a woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa:Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and ...
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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School days
One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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Kind Golfer
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is ...
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12 Ways to make a Telemarketer go away
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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Prison life vs. full-time jobs
1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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Accident
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet. There's no ...
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Blind Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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Hunters
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem ...
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Memories
While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdalemade a wrong turn and ...
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