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Dear Pc Tech
Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Overworked
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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The Rolls Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Friendship
Friendship between women: A woman doesn¬Ęt come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house...
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Drunk
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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Jet fuel
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
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Elderly moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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The pharmacist
The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching;Say, would you give me something for my head?...
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Tough Being A Guy
<p>Tough Being A Guy<br /> If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.<br /> If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.</p>
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Mary is not crazy
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
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