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The pharmacist
The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching;Say, would you give me something for my head?...
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Duck hinting
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
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The Wish
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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Mary is not crazy
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
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Which hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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Embarrassed Johnny
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc...
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