A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
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Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained ...
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks ...
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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm ...
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A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. ...
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly ...
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A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse ...
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Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the ...
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa:Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and ...
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet.
There's no ...
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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem ...
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While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdalemade a wrong turn and ...
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