Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says:
“That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her:
“The driver just insulted me!”

The man says:
“You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” "