Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...