Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.

There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the outskirts of Swansea and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.

Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.