1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
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A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.