Burglar and JesusLate one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you...
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TailgatingA man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera current rating :
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Neighbor has Marijuana'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' current rating :
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Idiots on the computerAny time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. current rating :
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Dog's and cat's diary8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! current rating :
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Moral MazeQ1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? current rating :
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Up here, we work by results...A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy... current rating :
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Tough Being A GuyTough Being A Guy current rating :
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Kiss And SlapA young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. current rating :
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Ducks and elephantsWhy do ducks have webbed feet? current rating :
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