Hilarious list. Just sit back and imagine some of these...

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.

Some phrases for the millions that want to learn Chinese very fast. Read them loud.

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the

What would happen if Oracle, IBM, Hewlett-Packard, Microsoft and Apple made toasters?

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she

Kind of geeky, but still funny.

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."