Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in exchange for my generosity, you promise to pay me back the $50 with an extra $10 in interest.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.