Low cost home security1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. current rating :
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Pharmacist phunA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. current rating :
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Healthy level of insanityHow To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. current rating :
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Want a day off work?So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. current rating :
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A young naval studentA young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
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Go to workHung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. current rating :
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The wishOne day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. current rating :
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Foreign Signs1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. current rating :
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IRS and the gamblerDuring an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin current rating :
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Gay FamilyThere was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. current rating :
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